Twitter-twitches and Turrets

Madness, spiraling upward:

LeonoraHelenaCreeping feeling that I may have a long-winded prose style. Numbers descend rapidly — heart accelerates — approaching less than zero…3 minutes ago from web
LeonoraHelenaI also have nightmares that I have started a Twitter account and begin posting with rabid, ADHD-induced compulsion.7 minutes ago from web
LeonoraHelenaI have nightmares that Twitter and Vampire Weekend have joined forces to rule the world. Wait.9 minutes ago from web

Addendum:

Last night I did have a nightmare. In it, a contest for writers catches my attention: “Best Headline To Win $500!”

No further details, natch. It was a model headline in its own right.

Had the dream expanded, I would have discovered that books were exclusively compliations of Facebook headlines and Twitter twitches.

Word count holds at a freezing 15 above zero, with character plunging fast.

Nocturnes